What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?